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Blog Over

2006-07-29T03:17:00.000-07:00

Blog over...

Day 14 - Why won't it be tomorrow, yesterday, next week?

2006-06-24T23:54:00.000-07:00

Sunday 25th 2006

Ok ladies like I said I saw Hair on Thursday, here's my short review. It was a musical I must tell you so I had slightly high hopes of it because I do like musicals.
Acting - 0.5/10
Music - 2/10
Main Characters - 0/10 (it was kinda funny how when the Main's came out to take a bow they got the same reaction as the people who came out first)
Overall - Meh/10

I don't care about Over the Hedge anymore, I now want to see Click. It's the new Adam Sandler one. It's so unoriginal I want to see it!

I don't even know why I bother with this anymore I can't be stuffed updating it, I've put the url up in a ton of places and where has that got me? All up about 3 people have actually left comments. Oh well, as long as I like it... wait. I don't. Damn. Oh well.

I guess I'll update again sometime. I'm also not giving it a spell check today so be aware of that.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 13 - Still here again

2006-06-21T05:04:00.000-07:00

Wednesday 21st 2006

A whole weekwithout an update, good for me. I must be to cool for this now after 13 entries.

Yeah I said I was gonna be seeing Over the Hedge the other week but I guess when I told that they were joking, sure it wasn't a very funny joke but uh... yeah. Oh and speaking of dodgy things I'm forced to watch, I'm gonna see some jerk College's Production of "Hair" and I guess I'll give you a review of that.

So yeah, I'll keep it short today.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 12 - Still Here

2006-06-13T21:07:00.000-07:00

Wednesday 14th June

Yes I am still here, I went away to Hobart (I guess I could have said that in my blog but why should I?)

Remember not to long ago I posted a review on X Men 3? Day 7 to be exact. Well I think I'll do that again, I saw Cars the other day. Now I went into Cars thinking "Oh boy another predictable racing movie where it'll end with the bad car and the good guy going neck and neck into the finish line" but no. It was awesome! And when I say it was awesome I do mean awesome. I win’t give away any spoilers of the movie cause I can’t bothered, but watch the credits, the best stuff of the movie can be seen in it. So my rating for Cars.

Reccommened/10

Recommended also means 9.5 by the way. I just made that up then.

I will also be watching Over the Hedge within the next couple of weeks so look out for another review.

So until tomorrow or the next day or whenever I can be bothered.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 11 - Hippes win Amazing Race

2006-06-09T06:31:00.000-07:00

Friday 9th June

Ok could I start off by saying how PLEASED I am to report that the hippie team has won the Amazing Race and my goodness I actually did celebrate when I saw BJ and Tyler getting the final task right. I jumped out of bed and was like "HELL YEAH" because seriously, you can't beat that. God I'm happy.

Oh I guess I didn't tell you on Thursday, I went for a jog and I tripped over leaving a big hole in my knee and now it doesn't like to bed. What the hell is the point of a knee if it doesn't bend? Somebody tell me? I just don't see the point.

Ugh it's 11:30 already, so I'm off to bed. I also will not be doing the spell check over this either so be aware of that, it could end in concequence if you read a spelling error.

So until I can enxt be stuffed making an update.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 10 - Day Ten

2006-06-06T16:40:00.000-07:00

Wednesday 7th June 2006

Yeah I know it says above the post that it's Tuesday. Why? Because I'm Australian. So the Americans got jealous so they got the sun to go over to there land earlier and change their times. What's up with that! It isn't racist, or sexist it's Anti-Australian-ist. Yes... that'll do.

This computer makes me angry, it's so slow! I type up a paragraph on this thing and it comes up 7 hours later. Windows 98 needs to prove that's it's better then the latest Windows by actually working well. Old can beat new, ya know! It just needs a chance!

Oh yes and it's my 10th blog anniversary today isn't it, how shall we celebrate? We won't. So... uh sorry about that.

Hey I know I do very much interest you (NOT) but I'm off to have a debate with myself. Will I have toast or Special K for breakfast??? This debate could go for a while ladies and gentlemen.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 9 - Can't think of a Title

2006-06-04T04:25:00.000-07:00

Sunday 4th June

Good morning fellow prisoners on this planet called Earth, I am your new leader. You wanna know why? Cause I said so. Um... can you tell I'm running out of ideas for what to say in these things?

Ooh we are also getting up to our first big show, we are getting up to the big 10, I'll have to think of something to do for that. You'll have to wait till tomorrow (I probably won't do anything but that's ok)

Now this might sound really silly but I have been playing the Nintendo 64 a bit today. You wanna know what I miss though? My Playstation One. It doesn't work anymore. I just wanna play games like WWF Attitude and Crash Bandicoot 3 and NBA Live 2000 and Fifa 2000 and so on. Jesus the PS1 was awesome. It has such awesome games. Some are even cooler then the PS2. It had "memorable" games if you get what I mean. No you don't do you? Fine! If somebody could lend me $60 I might be able to get a new one (modchipped also).

Oh yeah I guess I'll tell you about the football. Man have you ever been so bored you just felt like falling alseep... yeah I know everybody does but how about while playing sport? I was today. The ball comes down and I'm like "oh bugger off ya bloddy thing" and it usually did, usually cause another player would have taken it away by then but yeah we won and Launceston are still the only undefeated team in the NTJFA.

So uh... tomorrow is Monday. Cool. I guess I'll do another blog tomorrow.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 8 - Memory Loss

2006-06-03T05:09:00.000-07:00

Saturday 3rd June 2006

My day. First I woke up at like quarter past 7 (I wanted to sleep in another 10 hours or so but anyway) and then uh... then there is a blur for a while. Went on the PS2... another blur... went for a 2 and a half (or so) hour walk... most of the walk is a blur. Came home... blur... had tea... blur... watch football (which Collingwood won! Woo). Write blog. So most of my day has been a big boring blur which is why I have written memory loss in my title. I can remember more of yesterday then I can of today, which is kinda sad. I can't remember to much of X Men 3 either. But don't you just hate that? Watch something one day and then forget most of it the next? Like uh... I saw Strassman Live a few months ago and I can remember a lot of that, but I mosty remember Sid saying "EXACTLYYYYYY"

Um... yeah I'm tired cause I slept like 8 hours last night, why I guess is normal for me but I should be sloeeping like 11 hours so I might hit the "sack" early tonight. And by "sack" I mean my leaky water bed. It's all good.

Oh and tomorrow I play football. Launceston Blues vs Scottsdale Something's at Windsor Park at about 12:40 so yeah I guess I'll tell you if we win or not (which we win cause we rock)

I'll see you tommorow.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 7 - A Day in Town

2006-06-02T05:01:00.000-07:00

Friday 2nd June 2006

Ok I watched X Men 3: The Last Stand (or something like that) today. Now I admit I have never even watched X Men 1 or X Men 2 but I did enjoy this. I especially liked that old bald guy from Star Trek, he was cool.

Rating - 6.5/10

But it isn't the type of movie you'd wanna watch twice. Now the Great Muppet Caper. Now that's a movie we can all watch twice and never get sick of. So if you wanna buy it on DVD when it comes out, I wouldn't. Maybe rent or something like that.

Well after the movie me and a few "mates" went to KFC and had a Zinger Lap Pack. In it there was a Zinger Burger, a piece of fat wrapped in chicken skin (which was oiled in fat), a Pepsi Max drink, potato and small chips. Now I loved the burger but the piece of chicken made me sick. No really. I was sick after that. I almost spewed and wanted to because my stomach was all like "Come on Matty... spew... I dare ya" which really annoyed me because hate it when people say things like that. I now know that I should have gone to Charoal Chicken and got a Chicken Burger and chips, but I can't change that now.

The rest of the day was more walking round in circles and going into music stores. Nothing too cool.

And lastly I have two weeks of holidays now, which means I can sleep in so I'm sorry if I make no update tomorrow, I might sleep all day

Signed, Matty Moir.

Day 6 - First of June

2006-05-31T23:52:00.000-07:00

Thursday June 1st 2006

Yes I know, I know I went another day without making a post but I had no time. Footy training followed by nothing followed by tea followed by shower (which I had this morning instead) and then watched "Thank God You're Here" and then watched Season 4 of Family Guy on DVD. But in those two places where I did nothing I was thinking "Yeah I'll update my blog soon" but then I forgot.

I started these blogs May 25th and now we are up to June the 1st. Wow. It's true what they say. Time goes by so, so slowly slowly. Man I hate that song. Who sang it again? Madonna or some ugly women like that. But seriouly what can women do right? They can't sing and hardly any of them can act. What's the point of them? It's a man's world alright and that's how it's gonna stay. I'm saying this because they have laws against men bashing women, but they couldn't give a stuff if a women bashed a man. Sexist or what? Not all men have large sexy muscles and hard rock abs like me, a lot of them are weak. Well a few anyway. But women nowadays are a lot tougher then they used to be. Nowadays they are tougher and wear black and slit their own wrists and stuff like that. It's frightens me.

But that'll do for the first of June. Come back tomorrow when you'll see me review X Men 3 (which I'll be seeing tomorrow)

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 5 - Yeah Whatever

2006-05-29T23:04:00.000-07:00

Tuesday 30th May 2006

I've done it. I went a day without making an update. I told you I'd do it but I'm sure you were all like "Nah he's chicken he wouldn't dare do something like that to his loyal fans" but do I look like I'm joking? Do you think this is my joking face? Oh I guess you can't see me serious face, but if you could it would probably look something like this http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/3701/aaronattenborough4ww.jpg

That's my brother Aaron, he's a jerk.

This blog is all I have left in the world, I have no reason to even turn the Net on anymore. The Internet is terrible for so many reasons. Oh and I forgot to tell you this is a Specal Edition blog because I'm using a different computer. YEAH! Like I said I have no reason to turn on my computer so I didn't. I'm not lazy!

Ugh this will have to be a short blog today, I'm dead today.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 4 - Wondering

2006-05-28T00:31:00.000-07:00

Sunday 28th May 2006

My goodness this is only my 4th blog entry and I'm running out of ideas. I'm not fresh and creative like the rest of the world. Is it because I don't rap? Because we seem to be getting a lot more rappers in then world then we should/need. I talked to one guy on MSN and he challenged me to a "rap off" and I was like WTF! I haven't talked to him since because every time he says hi I'm like *close window* because that's the best way to deal with weirdo’s on MSN. You could also block them but why bother? That's just a waste of time.

We are going out for tea tonight. That's dinner by the way if you're American. I prefer dinner, it sounds better. We already have tea anyway, it's a brown disgusting drink that I had once... yes I did regret it but what are ya gonna do?

I have also realized that my blog's are improving sense Thursday when I started them. I decided to read my first blog entry and I was like "WTF is this rubbish! Who would even enjoy reading such a thing!". I don't even do my blog's right. Aren't blog's meant to be about their day and about stories and things like that? Aren't they meant to have a purpose? Who knows. Who cares? All I know is... well I don't actually know how I was going to end that sentence but uh ok.

I'm off to put my shoes on, yay

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 3 - Viewers

2006-05-26T16:33:00.000-07:00

Saturday 27th May 2006

Ok apparently I lied, there are a small group of morons that read my blog. But that doesn't make me feel good one bit. This will never be something that people will go "HEY I WONDER IF MATTY HAS UPDATED HIS BLOG" because it just won't be. I've talked to a few people and they don't even know how to leave a comment. *sigh*.

But then again why do I even bother writting a blog? It's just me trying (and failing) to be funny. Nobody ever laughs at me... nobody.

Now just because I've been updating my blog daily sense I started it does not mean I'll keep doing it. I have a life unlike the rest of you Internet jerks, if you are on the Internet too long you start taking everything to seriously. Like those screamy games with the scary girl, you start walking round checking every corner thinking that she might pop up somewhere. THE INTERNET IS NOT REAL.

Um... Pies bet Bulldogs by 34 points yeterday. Collingwood are on a roll. Speaking of roll I'm hungry (not for a roll) but it's 9:41 here and I want Breakfast.

So long till tomorrow troops.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 2 - What is a Blog?

2006-05-26T04:27:00.000-07:00

Friday 26th May 2006

I made this just for a joke I must tell you. But I must say I have no idea what I'm doing. There is more to a blog then it looks... I can't tell you any examples because I don't know what they are. It's like going on a computer for the first time, you're like "WOW! Look at all these keys!" but anyway. Nobody really cares. I don't even care. I don't even know why I am wasting my time doing this! Nobody is ever gonna read these... so that means I am talking to myself right now.

I was going to go for a jog today, in fact I did go for a jog today. Just within a few minutes Maggie the dog decided to follow me. And because she's like 1000 years old I stopped jogging and started walking. It was kinda cute but at the same time I was all like "GO BACK TO THE HOUSE YOU JERK!" nah she isn't a jerk. These idiots I force myself to talk to on MSN are idiots. Do people who use MSN have short term memory loss? Because they just never remember anything... it depresses me. I HATE THEM.

Until my next update.

Signed, Matty Moir

Day 1 - Make Blog

2006-05-25T03:53:00.000-07:00

Thursday 25th May 2006

What a terrible day, too much sun and too much wind.

It's also a terrible day to make a blog as well. Blogs aren't even cool. Look at this terrible template I gave it, yuck.

Look at me I'm watching Lost right now, looks like another pointless episode for poor old Season 2. I hope The Amazing Race is better, go Hippies!

Signed, Matty Moir